Did I mention how much I hate Perez Hilton?

Apparently it’s been a giant mystery as to who gave him that wonderful shiner at the FOX Reality Awards last weekend, and even though I’d love to say it was me, it turns out it was all just for show.

The black-eye was applied by a make-up artist before the show as a publicity stunt. What are you Perez, gay?

So what’s the excuse for that double chin? Is that make up too Perez?

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No don’t get me wrong. The above picture was taken from his own website, so he knows how to make fun of himself. But there is more than one reason why I hate Perez Hilton.

Today’s Reason:

Perez is a friend and supporter of the all-around great, talented and socially important person that is Paris Hilton. Okay, whatever, like who you like. I’ve never met the woman. Maybe she secretly is witty and smart and kind, and the whole “I’m the world’s biggest whore” thing is a cleverly established guise. It’s when you become a raging hypocrite that I start to question why I am reading your website, and who you are as a responsible member of our media.
For example, Perez constantly goes on the offensive to defend gay rights, and publicly blasts anyone who is racist or intolerant. In this regard Perez becomes hypocritical and biased in regards to what he writes (or doesn’t) about Skanky McWhore Paris. Earlier this year a video was released where Paris calls two men “faggots,” and says, “We’re(dancing) like two niggers.” Later in the tape she vents to the camera about a woman, saying, “fucking hoodlum, broke, poor bitch from like, Compton – public school bitch.”

Which is stupid, yes, and she was probably just being a retarded, spoiled, drunk, useless rich girl. But where was this regard for Isaiah Washington, who was fired for allegedly calling T.R. Knight a “faggot?” Perez has a whole section devoted the man, who has written over pictures of Isaiah’s face things such as, “Liar,” “Hater,” and “I Love The Gays.”

And he has those celebrities that he loves and hates. He’s allowed that. But being a responsible member of our popular media means that you cover all your bases. Perez has become a media powerhouse, with his new reality show, music venues and magazine articles. It’s time for you, the reader, to demand more from your media.

And that’s todays reason why I hate Perez Hilton.

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