The crazy nut bags over at the PTC (Parents Television Council) decided that the last photo shoot on America’s Next Top Model was just way too risque for the 8pm ‘Family Hour’ time slot it aired in.

The photo shoot required the models to pose nude in a bed for photographer and ANTM judge himself Nigel Barker. The PTC had this to say in regards to the photo shoot and episode:

“It is irresponsible for The CW Network to air full frontal nudity on the public airwaves at 8PM, and based upon our analysis of the broadcast in question we believe this has crossed the legal threshold for broadcast indecency… this is about a television network intentionally pushing the envelope to establish a new acceptable nudity standard for the broadcast medium. The entire photo shoot scene, which lasted for more than a minute, is wholly gratuitous and undoubtedly intended to titillate… Sadly, it appears that CW believed this was appropriate content for children given that the show aired during the Family Hour. Even more children were exposed to this graphic content because of the time it aired.”

Shouldn’t your ‘holier than thou’ children be in bed, doing their homework, or reading a book and NOT watching America’s Next Top Model? Not to mention where have you been the past ten seasons of the show? The show itself (as well as Tyra Banks forehead) are all just as indecent as this alleged photo shoot that YOU claim was intended to ‘titillate’. Plus, just because it titillated you doesn’t mean it titillated everyone. I’m sure you’re not concerned with your child’s erotic fantasies or slight erection, maybe you are- you pervert! I guess I also fail to understand what’s so indecent about a naked body? We all have them. It’s nothing special. Maybe you should get your perv-off and watch the show as well as their challenging photo shoots as a form of artistic expression. It’s not like the girls were spread eagle with giant dildo’s in their vag’s or something.

PTC you make me ashamed to be an American.

If you don’t like it, get fisted.

[Source: MeidaWeek] [Photosource]

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On Wednesday we reported that Tyra Banks and her plastic Pokemon Trainer, Jay Manuel were feuding and that she was going to be leaving her show America’s Next Top Model to focus on promoting Vaseline and ignorance via her daytime talk show. Her rep is now, two days later, defending Tyra- of course.

Tyra’s rep told UsMagazine.com, they will now be handling all pertinent press releases for the public, that:

“The rumors about Tyra leaving and the fight with Jay are NOT TRUE!”

Wait… I’m confused. Are they NOT TRUE? Or just not true? Either way I thank her rep for the detailed and eloquent ’statement’ regarding this issue. I don’t know why we believed any of it anyways, it’s not like Tyra is ever on the set of ANTM unless she has to be- so a feud is next to impossible.

[AHN: Tyra Banks Not Quitting America’s Next Top Model]

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Not only am I, you, and most likely the rest of the world, tired of America’s Next Top Model and their million cycles- but now so is Ty-Ty. In a recent article in OK! Magazine, some inside secrets of the show were revealed by an anonymous source.

Tyra Banks, who’s credited with hosting the show (even though she only shows up when they tell her to for judging), is apparently having a feud with their photo shoot director and America’s Next Top Model star Jay Manuel. Tyra Banks is also accused of putting her career launching show on the back burner so she can spend more time on her pathetic talk show.

The source told OK! Magazine:

“It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking… Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day… She’s putting lots of pressure on her staff to keep her show on the map… She had Barack Obama on, she had Hillary Clinton on, she got a taste of playing with the big boys and now Top Model seems to detract from her big plans.”

It’s alright to turn your back Tyra, no one’s watching either of your shows anyways.

[MSNBC: No More Top Model For Tyra Banks?]

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The rumors are right, Tyra is an idiot.

Landlord Michael Marvisi is accusing Tyra Banks and her America’s Next Top Skank… did I say skank, I meant model, crew of causing at least $500,000 worth of damage to his posh New York apartment.

According to Marvisi the models broke a $15,000 chandelier, had food fights, stained the apartment with lipstick and finger nail polish, and causing water damage that completely ruined the floor. Not to mention that Marvisi also claims the production crew left a number of holes in the ceiling where they hung their light fixtures.

Mysterious source A said:

“These girls not only destroyed the floors, it appears they had food fights. There’s ketchup and coffee splattered all over the landlord’s $20,000 white drapes. There’s lipstick on the walls. They moved in furniture and made holes all along the walls… The landlord is devastated. Three other shows approached him (to use the apartment) and he turned them all down for ‘Top Model.’ And a tenant was supposed to move in a week ago, but when the place wasn’t ready, they pulled out. Tyra Banks should be ashamed of herself.”

Yeah, Ty-Ty, you should be ashamed.

Not to mention that Marvisi also claims that Banks and her crew neglected to pay the $1,500 electricity bill for the time they used the apartment.

At least we know these model hopeful will live up to their model potential. Was there coke stains and broken mirrors strewn about as well?

[World Entertainment News Network: America’s Next Top Model Producers Face Lawsuit Over Apartment Damages]

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Oh snap! Major dramz went down yesterday in the Big Brother house, all over Chelsia’s “nasty vagina.” Can I just say that I love Chelsia? If someone accused me of having a stinky cooter I sincerely doubt I would be able to walk up to them, pull down my pants, and say: “Do you want to smell my crotch?” I love it. Here’s the vid of the dramz:

Natalie is fucking CRAZY as usual. I like how she thinks that “Matty” is her “alliance” or whatever nonsensical dribble came out of her mouth. Chelsia’s right: Matt does hate her!

And then, the kicker: Natalie gets iced tea dumped on her by James and Joshua.

I FUCKING LOVE BIG BROTHER.

In related news, Matt says the “n” word:

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Thankfully, New York will be returning to a television screen near you some time soon. I don’t know how I’ve lived without her for so long as it is. In the aptly named New York Goes to Hollywood, Tiffany will…go…to…Hollywood. Interesting: Here’s the brief write up on vh1.com:

“New York is ready to tackle her other life dream (wait. what was the first life dream? finding a wife? oh, right.): superstardom (which is one word, apparently). Don’t get it wrong-New York is already a star but she wants to be on the A-list-as a legit actress (which DOESN’T include getting your toes sucked on by some random 35 year old who lives with his parents).

The “blurb” also suggests that she’ll have to put Tailor Made on the “back burner,” but some how I doubt he was ever on the stove, let alone the front burner.

The air date for this show hasn’t been announced yet, god damn it.

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I wish I was a celebrity so I could “announce” my relationship via myspace and people would care. If I were to take a picture of me and some guy saying “Never thought I’d fall in love like THIS. He OWNS my heart,” (the description on Kat Von D’s myspace) absolutely no one would care… except for my legion of fans who, unfortunately for me, exist only in my head.

Anyway! Kat Von D And Nikki Sixx are scissoring, it would appear. Doesn’t Nikki Sixx already know that the only REAL way to find love is to have your own reality show, ala Bret Michaels.

DUH.

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