Sorry if the picture and title got you excited, but…

Ashely Perrin, the 25-year old daughter of psychotic and derragnged Marguerite Perrin, whom we best know as the “God Warrior” lady from FOX’s Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy, has died.

The accident happened Tuesday around 2:30 in the afternoon when the minivan that Perrin was driving hit the guard rail. There were no other cars around, the road was free of skid marks, and she was alone in the car. Is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?

Further proof that God himself was distracted by Big Brother this summer. With tons of Head of Household competitions, Power of Veto’s and Amber and Jameka’s incessant praying God had little time to pay heed to his children this summer.

She was ejected from the car and dead on arrival.

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