The fourth installment of Bravo’s Top Chef premieres tonight on Bravo at 10pm. Padamadama Lakameshitme can’t get enough of it since she’s posing for the above obscure shot of her licking chocolate from herself.

There’s a lot of people from the Bay Area (four to be exact) on this upcoming series which is set to take place in Chicago. Lots of people from the Bay Area means lots of lezzies!

And if there’s one thing lezzie’s know how to do it’s how to toss a mean salad!

Look for lots of tossed salads on the upcoming season of Top Chef.

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Jack Mackenroth (Project Runway) and Dale Levitski (Top Chef) have confirmed that they are dating. At least, we’re guaranteed NO Bravo-babies from this couple. Now, I know what you’re thinking, because we’re ALL thinking it, these two ARE practicing safe sex!

Apparently the ‘controversy’ over this couple comes from the fact that Mackenroth is openly HIV positive and Levitski is now openly HIV negative. On Mackenroth’s blog he had this to say about their safe-sex practive.

“I think its interesting that people just assume he is HIV negative–which he is. Just an observation. Anyway–I feel the need to address the issue since I am so open about my status. First of all safer sex is VERY easy to practice and doesn’t detract from the experience in any way. Beyond that if you are educated about HIV then you know that there are a myriad of things that two people of different HIV status can do sexually with no risk.”

Those myriad of things being, but not limited to: golden showers (just on the chest), Cleveland steamers, hot carls (with condom), donkey punching, various forms of the shocker and fisting. For a complete list please visit Tila Tequila’s MySpace page.

The two are apparently having quite the school-girl crush on each other, most likely blinded by the on-set lights, Levitski had the following to say about how they met (hint: you WON’T believe it):

“Yeah, we randomly met over Myspace. And then we bumped into each other at the OUT100 party and clicked. He’s hilarious. We’re just gonna roll with it and see what happens. And he’s cute as fuck. We have the same sense of humor. We giggle a lot…”

Now, I do a lot of MySpace lurking and I know that there’s no way to ‘randomly bump’ into somebody on MySpace. You don’t just accidentally click your way onto his page, accidentally send him a sleazy message, and then accidentally find yourself finding ways to have safe-sex with him…

Jack had something equally as vomit inducing to say about Dale:

“It’s very baby steps. I really like him a lot. And geography is a bit of an issue, but we’ll see where it goes. I like him a lot. I assume he likes me a lot. Unless he’s lying… He’s adorable. I like keeping it incestuous…”

::Glances around::

Place your bets now on how long this man couple will last!

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One day after filing a complaint with the Long Island Police Department for not actively pursuing her case, Josie Smith-Malave (from Top Chef fame), has finally seen her two gay-bashing assailants arrested. Funny how that works.

Both gay-bashers have been released until their trial date. So you arrest them to let them go? Is that how it works? The police clearly had no problem arresting some transient for the crime earlier, however; the only crime he was guilty of was stealing one of the attackers video camera.

My favorite quote from the ABC News article relating to this topic comes at the end when they write:

“Smith-Malave appeared on Season 2 of the Bravo channel show. She is openly gay.”

Then the article ends. We’ll see how long it actually takes for the two attacker to get charged and we’ll see how long they’ll actually end up in jail for. If things follow the Wahler-effect, they’ll be released within days of entering jail. She is openly gay.

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Josie Smith-Malave, of Top Chef fame, had her own gay-bash over Labor Day weekend as she was attacked outside a Long Island club in what authorities are calling a “hate crime”. Her and her lesbian friends were at a bar called “Partners” when they were accused of under-age drinking and asked to leave. Josie insists the bouncer said they were “getting too gay.” Upon exiting the bar Josie and her pussycats were attacked in the parking lot.

The investigation is ongoing.

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