Janice Dickinson is, although you can’t tell anymore, 53 years old, and has recently confessed that she is addicted to plastic surgery. As if you couldn’t have guessed.

She recently admitted:

“Believe me, I’m a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn’t look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is. I’m honest about it, I haven’t got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections. I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery.”

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Being that Janice Dickinson is one of the most naturally beautiful, intelligent women in the world, Janice felt that it was her turn to speak up about the who’s who in “fat” celebrity culture. On the Today Show this morning, Janice came to the defense of J-Love Hewitt, who recently took some so-called “fat” pictures, saying that she isn’t fat. No, it’s not J-Love that’s a fattie, it’s Tyra who is the real fat ass! Who knew? Here’s what she said:

“You want to see someone who’s fat, I’m sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat.”

Oh no she didn’t! You know Tyra will send the army of “So What’s” after her sorry ass. Nobody messes with Ty-Ty. She tried to take it all back, saying “I was kidding, I love Miss Banks.” She knows she’s in some deep shit. Click here to watch it. What a moron.

On a side-note, I can’t believe how many reality shows Janice has been in. Let’s count: The Surreal Life, ANTM, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here… The woman cannot survive without a camera in her face!

Speaking of shoving a camera in Janice’s face, here’s the greatest video of all time. It will bring everyone some Christmas joy.

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Okay, I know the before picture was like 100 years ago, but damn. If you’ve watched any episodes of The Salt-N-Pepa Show, all you can think about is Pepa’s new face! She looks like she’s been hit in the face with a shovel repeatedly and the swelling just won’t go down.

P.S. She was way hotter in the before picture. Seriously.

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TMZ.com released this photo of everyone’s least favorite unfavorite tranny, Alexis Arquette, holding a teddy bear up to her man tit.

Are you seri?

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Resident lezzie Da Brat was released from jail yesterday on $50,000 bond after a dispute she had at a night club in Atlanta. Da Brat was arrested for an argument she had with a waitress who ended up pushing her. As the waitress was walking away she was hit in the head with a bottle of rum.

As they’d say in cliche rap songs: It’s not a party without some Bacardi.

I’m sure Da Brat will fit right in at an all female prison.

[Hearld Tribune]

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So the FOX Reality Awards were tranny-licious, as homemade porn star Chris Crocker came dressed as a woman, Bobby Trendy flashed his nips and Alexis Arquette was there with her/his delicious estrogen filling.

When did Chris Croker and his choad (yes, it’s a choad) become a woman? And last time I met Bobby Trendy my friend introduced me as a ‘porn star’ where he leeched to me almost instantly, DISGUSTING! Lastly, I noted that Alexis was there but in the pictures it looks like s/he is performing, I wonder what on earth she could be singing.

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