Janice Dickinson is, although you can’t tell anymore, 53 years old, and has recently confessed that she is addicted to plastic surgery. As if you couldn’t have guessed.

She recently admitted:

“Believe me, I’m a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn’t look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is. I’m honest about it, I haven’t got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections. I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery.”

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Being that Janice Dickinson is one of the most naturally beautiful, intelligent women in the world, Janice felt that it was her turn to speak up about the who’s who in “fat” celebrity culture. On the Today Show this morning, Janice came to the defense of J-Love Hewitt, who recently took some so-called “fat” pictures, saying that she isn’t fat. No, it’s not J-Love that’s a fattie, it’s Tyra who is the real fat ass! Who knew? Here’s what she said:

“You want to see someone who’s fat, I’m sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat.”

Oh no she didn’t! You know Tyra will send the army of “So What’s” after her sorry ass. Nobody messes with Ty-Ty. She tried to take it all back, saying “I was kidding, I love Miss Banks.” She knows she’s in some deep shit. Click here to watch it. What a moron.

On a side-note, I can’t believe how many reality shows Janice has been in. Let’s count: The Surreal Life, ANTM, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here… The woman cannot survive without a camera in her face!

Speaking of shoving a camera in Janice’s face, here’s the greatest video of all time. It will bring everyone some Christmas joy.

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