There’s nothing more exciting for a smut blog like mine than mudslinging rumors of sex-tapes. For awhile now Heidi and Spencer have claimed the exsistence of a sex tape between Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler both stars of MTV’s scripted reality show ‘The Hills’.
Heidi and Spencer recently appeared on The Tyra Banks Show in which they discussed the validity of their claims by asserting their knowledge that is “1000 percent” exists. That’s a pretty big percent.
Spencer said:

“I know for 100 percent fact it did exist… 1,000 percent! I would never watch that… I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.”

His whore with a handbag chimed in by adding:

“From what I have heard from confirmed sources, her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it… Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I’ve heard.  I am not really allowed to elaborate.”

If anyone wants to sell me the tape I’ll buy it for $20 bucks and a happy ending.

[BuddyTV: ‘The Hills’ Couples Claims Lauren Conrad’s Sex Tape Is Real]

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Jason Wahler has taken time off from making racist comments long enough to take the trash out without his shirt on. Normally, I would say something like ‘That’s hot’ or ‘Nice bod’, but after looking at his fat belly and nasty face I can’t really bring myself to say either of those things.

Not to mention the whole ‘gimp’ aspect to the imagery. Oh, and also his toe nails are pink. And lastly the 30 gold chains hanging around his neck.
If I ever won Big Brother I’d want to open a hair salon where retards like Jason Wahler and Brody Jenner can go and get their hair done together…

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I love how the only things LC ever bothers to tell the press are things she’s NOT doing.

She clarified that she was NOT dating Brody Jenner. Who, in turn, clarified that he was NOT dating LC.

Then she clarified that she was NOT fired from Teen Vogue.

Now, she’s insisting that she’s is NOT pregnant.

Well, we can assume that the father is NOT Brody Jenner.

[Celebrity Mound: Denied: Lauren Conrad Not Pregnant]

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There must be something in the air.

US Weekly is reporting that Jason Wahler is now banned from his fiance’s USC apartment after he hurled racist slurs at a security guard.

A source told US Weekly:

“He called him the N word… Jason Wahler’s racist remarks were uncalled for. He is no longer welcome in the building.”

Let us also not forget that when Jason Wahler was sent to jail last year for underage drinking he also reportedly mud-slung racial slurs at that police officer as well.

I’m seeing a trend…

Wahler insisted to US Weekly that, “none of this happened.”

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Brody Jenner likes to talk about who he hasn’t kissed and who he isn’t dating rather than who he IS kissing and who he IS dating.

Despite the above picture that proves the contrary, Brody Jenner insists that he’s never kissed Paris Hilton in his whole life, citing:

“I’m not allowed to talk about it but yes I do have a girlfriend and no her name is not Lauren Conrad… I’ve never made out with Paris Hilton so that’s false. False rumors! I swear to God I’ve never kissed Paris before in my life.”

The question is who HASN’T kissed Paris Hilton?

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Word on the street is that Lauren Conrad, you know the one that’s NOT dating Brody Jenner, has been dumped again…

…this time she’s been dumped by her bosses at Teen Vogue who haven’t appreciated the behavior she’s been exhibiting on her ‘reality’ show The Hills. Along with her, Teen Vogue has decided to ditch her partner in crime Whitney Port.

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Jason Wahler, who recently spent time in jail here in Seattle, is now talking about his upcoming experiences involving community service. In a recent interview with Life & Style Magazine Wahler had this say about his recent behavior:

“I really screwed up my life at one point and I want to show people what not to do… It’s not always fun to get messed up.  I want to catch these kids before they do what I did… I definitely think being on The Hills influenced my problems. You go out in L.A. and club owners and promoters want people on TV to party at their clubs.  They throw bottles at you.  It was 100 per cent part of the problem. No one is pulling for anyone in Hollywood.  They want everyone to fail at being sober.  No one helps young stars get their life on track…”

Lets clear up his statement:

• First of all it IS always fun to get messed up.
• Secondly, it’s going to be nearly impossible to stop kids from doing what you did (ie. appear on an MTV reality show and let it go to their heads).
• If club promoters are throwing bottles at you, perhaps you should throw something back.
• Lastly, you make it sound like it’s impossible for young Hollywood stars to be famous and sober. What about Dakota Fanning or Jonathan Lipnicki… it’s not impossible Wahler.

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Gay porn producer Michael Lucas has asked The Hills chump Spencer Pratt if he’d be interested in starring in his next gay porn.

In an interview with InTouch Lucas had this to say regarding Pratt:

“He was born to be in a gay-porn blockbuster… Lucas Entertainment would do anything to be able to center our next major all-male production on Spencer Pratt… [this is the way] to show viewers the parts of Spencer Pratt they most want to see.”

I’ve seen all of Spencer Pratt that I could manage to see. Pratt declined Lucas’ offer by saying:

“I think I will have to turn down this offer. I would be on reality TV until I am 100. It’s the coolest thing in town.”

Porn is the epitome of reality television. Come on Pratt you should know that. Mister Billionaire.

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Nobody really cares.

She goes to Paris, whoop-di-doo. Brody see’s her off, whoop-di-doo. Heidi leaves Spencer, whoop-di-doo.

By the way, she is NOT dating Brody Jenner. Err… rather Brody Jenner is NOT dating her.

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It was nearly a month ago when Lauren Conrad spoke out in defense of her show The Hills claiming that it wasn’t fake but now she’s singing to a different tune. Initially she said:

“The show is not fake this is really my life.”

The episode in question is the infamous ‘now you see my nail polish, now you don’t’ scene, in which Conrad had to re-enact a phone call she received from Brody Jenner (btw. they are NOT dating).

“I basically had to go and call [Brody] again, have the exact same conversation on camera. I mean, it’s not lying to anyone, it’s telling what really happened, but it’s just the way they film reality shows.”

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