In a recent blog by Beth Stego-sore-ass, she takes a look back at her D-list celebrity fame, as well as taking a couple pot shots at fellow contestants; including Coral’s weight and Evan’s hairline.

Beth Stego-sore-ass writes:

“Evan and Kenny tried so hard to be cool and funny, but I wonder if without their “MTV” fame, they could get a chick to save their lives. I’ve been asked if Evan made fun of me to deflect the fact that he is losing his hair and doesn’t want anyone to notice. Perhaps he does. Evan, everyone notices you look already look forty and that is scary. You are not fooling anyone by wearing all of your hair forward. What will you look like when you are my age? Seen any recent pics of Jeff Conaway? Pathetic. I hear Hair Club for Men is calling. You even threw your friend Coral under the bus to look cool on camera. Some friend you are. That is behavior only a horrible person would resort to.”

Funny, I’ve been trying to figure out the enigma that is Evan’s hairline for quite some time now. I’m glad someone else notices how he attempts to cover his hairline by pushing his hair forward, I just hate that it’s old-timer Beth.

In regards to Coral and her weight:

” I’ve been asked for my reaction to some of Coral’s comments during our gauntlet episode. Did I expect Coral’s “grandma” comment? No. It was silly, but also offensive at the same time. Do I outweigh her by 50 lbs? Hardly. Our weight difference comes from the fact that I’m taller and the girl has no butt, seriously, no butt! I weight 140 lbs. and there is no way she weighs in at only 90 lbs! Come on! Still, I understand the pressure of arguing with the rest of the team for a different competitor; hyperbole is also good TV sometimes.”

I think one of Coral’s boobs weighs as much as Beth’s head. You may not be fat anymore but you are more rose-colored than ever.

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Brooke recently went through a not-so-private break-up with co-Gauntlet III cast mate Evelyn, an admitted lesbian. Something, Brooke writes in her blog, we may see blossom on this upcoming season:

“I will also be representing anyone who has ever questioned their sexuality– even if not until later on in life. I may have more to say on this subject as the show airs, until then, I’m not going into it much. But just to say: Yes, it happened. No, I don’t regret it. And in my opinion, this kind of thing happens more frequently than people think. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, it just is what it is. Human nature. And human sexuality is complicated. I’ll leave it at that.”

One day Brooke and Evelyn were dating and MySpace BFF’s, both in their #1 friend slots and then the next day they weren’t. Both completely erased from the others page. As if nothing had ever happened…

For more girl-on-girl action tune in to MTV tonight at 10pm.

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