Well for starters they wouldn’t be able to get married…

…or at least that’s what Tila Tequila is saying.

Tila Tequila is quoted as saying to UsWeekly, “It is because of me — I definitely think [A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila] has helped the movement… Before [A Shot of Love] came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]… Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

I’m pretty sure of the following:

• Anyone watching A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila doesn’t work in any major branch of the US Government, particularly in California and/or even knows of the shows existence. While I don’t have proof of this I’d pretty much bet my dead grandfathers life on it.
• If for some reason the above is true and an influential politician does watch A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila, then I’m sure it would have only furthered the cause to keep gay marriage banned for a long, long time.

I mean come on lets face Tila Tequila does as much for gay rights as my blog does for journalism… which, is pretty much nothing. I also have come to find out that Tila Tequila is writing a “self-help” book… She doesn’t even know what gender she likes and she’s going to be offering YOU advice!? Apparently she’s doing what every person looking for self-discovery and a chance to make a bit more cash does… she’s going to Africa. She’s even gone as far as saying she’d now like to get married in California and that, “…maybe I will fall in love in Africa.”

Plus, just because gay marriage is legal doesn’t mean you can marry animals. So until you can marry a pigeon Tila’s pretty S.O.L.

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Clay Aiken couldn’t keep his sperm in his own trash can and has recently given some of it to his 50 year old best friend forever…

::Confused face::

No, really.

Clay Aiken, perhaps the gayest man on the planet has decided to artificially inseminate Jaymes Foster (yes, a woman) and she is expecting to have his baby sometime in late August.

Now if there was ever a way to prove to the world how straight you really are it would definitely be by using methods like artificial insemination to get a woman pregnant. C’mon Clay, real men do it doggy style.

Aiken is reported to hopefully be playing an active role in raising his new mommy’s baby.

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A Shot At Love 2 debuted Tuesday night and I horrifically watched the entire thing. I always wonder why these people want to date a MySpace tramp so badly. What do they see in her pigeon face that I’m just not getting? Are slutty women hot these days? One of the guys said seeing Tila was like “seeing Jesus”. Tila also reassured us that she was “still bisexual”, phew, praise Jesus, these past few months I’ve done nothing but worry that Tila had lost her bisexuality. I keep mine under my couch.
Initially Tila had the men and women separate into cages where they were to show her why they deserved to enter the ‘mansion’ first. Which basically meant ‘lets see who can strip their clothes the fastest’. It wasn’t long after the girls were let in that Tila started making out with them. In just under a couple of hours between the boys and girls entering the house Tila had made out with more people than I have fingers and toes proving that along with still being bisexual she’s still a whore too!

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In case the first season wasn’t enough to make you hate bisexuals for the rest of your life, Tila Tequila and MTV are back for a second season to further prove the stereotype that bisexuals can’t make up their freakin’ minds.

Tila is back tonight for her second shot at love since her first choice Bobby just wasn’t good enough to fit into her ‘busy’ schedule and by busy schedule I’m assuming she means she doesn’t have enough time to stop clicking ‘Add Me’ on MySpace to cuddle up with Bobby to watch a movie.

If you feel the need to watch A Shot At Love 2 tune in to MTV tonight. The only shot I’m going to need after watching the premiere is going to be a syphilis vaccination.

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Does anyone remember Mike Dutz from last season’s Big Brother?

I thought not…

Well, it appears that Dutz is now modeling for a website called BareFootGuys.com. I guess it’s a gay-fetish site where guys model of their feet… I guess… I don’t know. I’m more of a bonch guy myself, so I don’t really bother with the whole foot fetish thing.

While, these pictures are only available for preview, it seems to look identical to Mike- so I’m going to assume it is him even though he’s going by the name ‘Dave’ or ‘David’ on the website. C’mon, who do you think you’re fooling? Not fooling, I mean… who do you think you’re footing?

Ok, that was a bad joke but I’m pretty sure I don’t need to joke about something as serious as people who suffer from foot fetish syndrome.

It appears that people who were on Big Brother do go on to do bigger and better things. Mike’s in gay ‘porn’, Evel Dick got to meet Barry Manilow, Mike Boogie’s bar was featured on I Know My Kids A Star and Busto she’s been… never mind no one gives two shits about Busto.

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Big Brother 9’s Joshuah is about as foul-mouthed as they come. Not that there’s anything particularly wrong with having a foul mouth, but his is a little more foul than the usual.

We’ve heard stories about him having “coke-on-the-dick” anal-sex, talk of how he’d like to do gay porn, continual accusations of fashion faux pas, and well a bunch of other stuff that makes Joshuah one of the most flaming homosexuals in the world. Besides, maybe, Cojo.

However; none of this has stopped Joshuah from bashing even the gays. Recently in a conversation in the backyard with Adam and Ryan, Joshuah began talking about how much he hates gay people and how he doesn’t classify himself as a “really nelly-queen” saying “they’re the reason we have a bad name.” Claiming that he, Joshuah, is a “dude” and so is his boyfriend. Who I can’t bear to think is actually watching Joshuah and is actually proud of him. Chase, you’ve found yourself a real winner!

If anything YOU’RE the reason gay people have a bad name not the other way around. From the fact that you initially dubbed yourself “bisexual” and have recently told people your plan coming into the house was to pretend like you were straight. I’m sorry Josh but there’s no way you could pass as ’straight’ for even the smidgen of a second. And what about your bisexual claim? I haven’t heard the faintest mention about that subject.

All in all I’m pretty sure the LBGT community would have you second to last on their list, right above Perez Hilton, as someone who does a service to the gay community. Shit, at this point I think you’ve even managed to set the women’s rights back a couple years.

And why has no one called him fat yet?

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Joshuah is disgusting.

He’s told Amanda to hang herself “like her father”. He’s talked about doing coke in the ass and now he’s telling people in the house he’d be completely willing to do gay porn once he gets out of the Big Brother house.

“I will get plowed to make money after this… I just want to get paid.”

James immediately begins offering him advice, since we all know James is a gay-porn expert, telling Joshuah to look into Falcon porn because their men are more like Joshuah.

Sheila then told Joshuah that he would never do anything like that, completely bashing porn. I wonder what James is thinking.

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How tranny-licious! Project Runway 4 winner Christian Siriano was spotted out with his new gay-boyfriend Brad Walsh, the editor of Junk Magazine.

The two appear to be made for each other. Each one’s hair the yin to the other’s yang. For the past couples months or so that Proj Run has been on the air I’ve unable to get a firm grasp of the Siriano’s facial structure. He appears to be more of a cartoon character than a real person. I wonder what he looks like when he first wakes up in the morning and has yet to get his hair-did and his duds-done.

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Gay-stripper David Hernandez performed in the top 12 on American Idol last night, giving one hell of a cheesy performance. Last week Hernandez was “outed” as a gay-stripper and this week Queerclick.com posted the above picture of a scantily clad Hernandez.

Prior to his performance his introduction casually mentioned nothing of his stripping past. Hernandez lied to us telling us he goes to school and then used to go to work (before he was fired, what was this years ago?) at a pizza bistro. That must be Arizonian for stripper.

At the end of his performance Ryan Semencrest said to Hernandez:

“You’ve had a stressful week over the last week or so.”

Most likely referring to the scandal regarding him that have been plastered all over the internet.

I’m pretty sure your days are numbered. Even if you won American Idol I’ll never be able to see past the fact that I’ve seen your pubes.

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Big Brother’s Joshuah has anything but a ‘big brother’, maybe more of a small-sized sibling.

After showering the other night Josh accidentally on-purpose flashed the camera his goods.

The full-frontal image of him exiting the shower has even caused some forum members to question it’s authenticity because of the fact that his penis is SO small.

Strange how we could have two such contrasting penis sizes on one show. From Crazy James, which by the way I finally got around to viewing his porno yesterday, to Joshuah.

The images below are definitely NSFW, although with the inability to see very much it may just be safe to view at work after all.

He even shaves down there which kind of creeps me out. I guess he’s working under the guise that it will make it look bigger. I’m sorry but Josh there’s not a whole lot you could do to make it look bigger…

*While I did not do any official research to support my theory I do think I have a pretty good claim. If you, for some reason, know someone with a smaller member I would be willing to adjust the title of my article.

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