So, I was just being REALLY bored, and I came across this gem that I had to share. Sheila from our beloved Big Brother 9 used to date Scott Baio. I mean, she was in Penthouse, so go figure, right? The fact that they dated is of no importance to me; however, the fact that Sheila was the first ex that Scott confronted on his reality show Scott Baio is 45…And Single is somewhat extraordinary. She was, hands down, the most bitter of the ex girlfriends, telling Scott that he should really never have children and that she was still pissed that he ditched her for Pamela Anderson.

I love it!

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Vh1 is juicing up to launch 4 new/old celebreality shows in January according to a Vh1 press release.

• Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew: Further exploiting the downfall of D-list celebrities as they battle addictions and are forced to sign waivers in their drug-induced state thereby making their personal business public. The premiere date is set for January 10th @ 10pm. The series will feature mediocre celebrities and Buzz[Killed] favorite like Chyna Doll, Jessica Sierra, Daniel Baldwin, Brigitte Nielsen and others.
• Rock of Love 2: Slated to premiere January 13th @ 9pm, Vh1 has found a new group of 20, slutty, rocker chicks looking for fame and a chance to sleep with Bret Michaels. If he’s lucky he can milk it out for another couple seasons.
• Scott Baio 46… And Pregnant: This show will be premiering right after Rock of Love 2 on January 13th @ 10pm. The only problem I have is… how is Scott Baio pregnant? The name of the show makes absolutely no sense.
• My Fair Brady… Baby Maybe: Skanktastic is back. Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight explore their years of marriage with the possibility of having a baby. Hasn’t this show been off the air for two years? What the hell do I care what they’re doing. I hope this show, along with everything else in Curry’s life, fails miserably.

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Scott Baio and his lady love Renee Sloan got married this past weekend. Pretty boring, yet noteworthy. It was in LA…blah blah blah… the ceremony will be on his new show…their baby was there…blah blah blah. Scott seems really full of hope and optimism, saying in reference to his parents 53 years marriage:

“Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.”

Aw. There’s nothing like true love!

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Apparently, Scott Baio’s fiance/wife/girlfriend/ball and chain Renee Sloan gave birth to a baby girl way back on Nov. 2nd. I can’t figure out if they just now released the information or no one cared, but either way, congratulations.

Oh and there’s going to be a season 2 of the show, keeping the title “Scott Baio is 45…And Single,” which doesn’t make much sense because I don’t think he’s either 45 or single. How about…”Scott Baio is 46…And Still Has Commitment Issues, Except Now He’s Got a Kid”?

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