So Jason Wahler and his USC skank girlfriend Katja Pecker-Cuminmouthski, or whatever her name is, are planning on getting married sooner than initially expected.

Katja said, “My parents want me to finish school first and that won’t be until 2010. So we want to do it probably a little bit before graduation, but I need my parents’ help to plan the wedding!”

What do you need to graduate from USC for when you’ll be married to one of the most handsome, accomplished, respected, and well-rounded individuals alive today? He’ll be a wonderful role model to your children (since they’ll be around his mental age level) and be able to pamper you with all the money he’s made over the years on MTV.

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I had planned to visit Jason Wahler while he was in jail over in Issaquah, a city near Seattle, during his 30 stint for underage drinking, trespassing and assault- but now just twenty days after entering, Jason Wahler, has been released.

Jason had this to say to People Magazine about his experience in jail:

“Jail was a very humbling experience. It gave me time to reflect and really think about my mistakes… It made me want to really focus on my career. I spent my time reading and studying the script for my upcoming film 10,000 Doors. I am happy to be home with my family and friends and am thankful to them for getting me through this rough time.”

Wahler will be on probation until 2010.

I hope you enjoyed your stay in sunny Washington!

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Jason Wahler, resident schmuck from The Hills and previously on the now dead Laguna Beach series, reported to jail in Issaquah, Washington today for underage drinking and assualt. Wahler will be in jail for 30 days, which again in America means only 20.

Jason, you’ve got 29 more days to go!

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