I wish I was a celebrity so I could “announce” my relationship via myspace and people would care. If I were to take a picture of me and some guy saying “Never thought I’d fall in love like THIS. He OWNS my heart,” (the description on Kat Von D’s myspace) absolutely no one would care… except for my legion of fans who, unfortunately for me, exist only in my head.

Anyway! Kat Von D And Nikki Sixx are scissoring, it would appear. Doesn’t Nikki Sixx already know that the only REAL way to find love is to have your own reality show, ala Bret Michaels.

DUH.

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