Midget Mac at his best.

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While New York and Tailor Made are off spending romantic gift-filled evenings- New York is setting her sights on something greater than love. Rumor has it that New York will return for a third season of her show tentatively titled New York Loves Hollywood. The show is rumored to be following New York as she moves to Hollywood and attempts to break into show business.

Wait a second… haven’t we already seen that for two seasons now?

The New York Daily News reports:

“The season is going to be called ‘New York Loves Hollywood’ and will follow her attempt to become an actress in Los Angeles. They are currently trying to cast established industry people in Hollywood to be on the show with her.”

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Here’s the shocker of the day: things might not be going so smoothly between Tiffany Pollard and George Weisgerber (writing their names makes them seem like real people) a.k.a. New York and Tailor Made (duh). According to Page Six, New York and Tailor Made were seen fighting “all night” at the opening of some stupid restaurant yesterday. She “pointed her finger in his face” and yelled at him in front the likes of other D-list celebrities, such as Simon Rex (?).

Was Tailor Made not being a good wifey? He’d better shut his mouth and just marry her already, because I think that the universe will implode if I Love New York 3 happens.

*=Best picture ever.

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I just wanted to see how many city names I could fit into one headline.

Answer: 4

New York and her fiance Tailor Made are set to take a trip to Las Vegas in early February, and Tailor Made reveals that they have also set a date to get married; insinuating that it may be done in Las Vegas.

“We haven’t set a date… We’ll probably just go to Vegas on a whim.”

Oh heavens.

[NY Post]

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Come on Buddha, who do you think you’re kidding?

You appeared on a reality show that aired on Vh1 in which you attempted to win the heart of New York by bitching, lying, elbowing, head-butting, and fighting your way to her heart.

Now HOW admirable is that?

Buddha has recently taken it upon himself to deny payment of services for anything he partakes in for the month of February, seeing as though it’s Black History Month. Since, y’know, black history can only be celebrated for one month out of the twelve. If you were really concerned about it then it would be an ongoing cause, not something you do for just a month. History should be remembered every one of the 365 days of the year.

Chris John, who apparently is desperate enough for a job he’s Buddha’s personal assistant wrote the following blog on Buddha’s behalf since I don’t think Buddha knows how to spell. John’s job description includes: making pretentious comments on Buddha’s behalf, logging into his MySpace to write oh-so important blogs, and following the man around in his shadows trying to steal a moment in the ever-so dim spotlight that shines on Buddha’s ebony skin.

John writes:

To All,
Due to the overwhelming request and our constant denials we are publically announcing that Buddha will not be accepting paid bookings for the month of February as he has dedicated the month toward Philanthropy and ADAMANTLY refuses to be paid. He will be making exclusive appearances throughout the United States, Africa, The Carribean, & Central American in support of Black History, Awareness & Appreciation Month.

We understand that Valentine is a particularly lucrative weekend for most events throughout the country and we thank you all for your VERY IMPRESSIVE appearance & motivational speaking offers however NO AMOUNT OF MONEY OR GIFTS will buy Buddha’s time. His purpose is beyond your finances. His sole motivation is ALWAYS the betterment and awareness of Black America’s however he is personally sacrificing his time and money throughout February to increase these efforts exponentially.

His campaign includes increasing jobs and education for Africans in Africa and for Black Americans & Minorities in America. Likewise, he’s continually focused on limiting diabetes and cardiovascular disease in American while supporting the development of adult stem cell research for disease prevention and solution.

I thank you for your time and understanding and God Bless.

Best Regards,
Chris Johns,
Personal Assistant

This has to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious blogs I’ve ever read. In particular the last paragraph of the blog in which Buddha believe he can save the entire world. You’re a D-list, perhaps even F-List celebrity NOT a superhero.

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Yesterday we reported on the potential Tiffany Pollard (aka New York) sex tape that’s been circulating the net ever since Mediatakeout.com broke the story. Again, that should have been our first hint it was a fraud. Yesterday when I read the story I thought to myself, “Oh, how exciting.” Then when I went to view the video and saw it was hosted by Mediatakeout.com I was slightly disappointed because I instantly knew it was a phony.

Pollard insists that if it was her she’d be all about it, citing to the New York Post:

“It is absolutely not me… Do I strike you as the kind of woman who would have a sex tape floating around out there and not be standing by that tape? I’m nobody’s role model… I have a trash-talking potty mouth, I do what I want to do, that’s who I am as a person…. I’m a strong black woman and if I did something like this I would ‘fess up. If I had a sex tape, I’d say when I did it and who I did it with - I have nothing to hide. Nobody runs my world other than myself and whatever I do in this lifetime, good or bad, I will own it and I will not own that tape because it’s not me.”

The owner of Mediatakeout.com Fred Chimichanga (ok, not Chimichanga but  Mwangaguhunga) had this to say about his falsely accusatory mention of New York in a sex tape that is not of her:

“MediaTakeOut.com was told that the woman in the video is Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard. And while we can’t be 100 percent sure, it sure as heck looks like New York.”

It’s not hard to look like New York in a grainy ass, back shot, video of her having sex. All women look the same from behind. In regards to New York’s look-a-like featured in the tape, New York had this to say:

“I am way more creative than that…”

Oddly enough I thought the same thing when I saw the tape.

Finally, New York insists that website has coming (no pun intended) exactly what it deserves:

“I want them to suffer… It is not me on that tape and they’re going to get what they deserve.”

Suffer! Suffer! Suffer! I’ll help New York, just tell me what you need me to do.

I’ve got your back…

I’ll get behind you…

[New York Post]

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So apparently, New York has a sex tape. I just…can’t…deal. I watched the video, and it certainly looks like her, but it’s mostly from behind (ugh). There’s a part at the end where you actually see her face, and I thought it looked like her. Anyway, please HELP ME. I have to know if it’s her or not.

Here’s the video: Tranny Sex Tape?

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Whiteboy from I Love New York 2… Oh wait, did I say Whiteboy, I meant Mr. Wise. Same difference. Anyways, Mr. Wise from I Love New York 2 had a scathing blog to write about the reunion show which was riddled with hypocrisy.

“I am on your mind. Therefore who I am & my actions affect you so that I remain on your mind. The theory that hate is actually hidden love comes to mind. If you don’t like me then why do you think about me so much?”

I’ve been hoping he didn’t figure me out, but I’m actually in love with Mr. Wise. Dammit, my secret is out.

“Tailor Made also known as George also showed no remorse for the way he conducted himself on TV. His lack of remorse pissed me off. Spitting at IT & later me was flat out unacceptable. His running around like a coward didn’t help either. I know it’s a competition. He played to win and did. I sincerely wish him and New York the best. They are MADE for one another. However, there is reality television vs. real life. He had an opportunity to acknowledge his wrongdoing, instead he decided to insult me farther. The I Love New York 2 viewer saw my reaction.”

I addressed this issue in an earlier blog and was glad when Tailor Made brought up my exact point during the reunion show. How could someone like Mr. Wise accuse Tailor Made of disrespecting someone by spitting at or on them when Mr. Wise actually spit on Tailor Made first? You can see it when you watch replays of the spitting incident. You can visibly see Mr. Wise spit on Tailor Made and you can watch it hit his collar. You lame-ass hypocrite, you’re more of a piece of trash than he is! At least he just sat there and reacted after you got in his face like a primate and then spit on him like he was a piece of dirt. Then you go on a tirade about how disrespectful it is to be spit on. Then to further drive your point home you jump Tailor Made during the reunion show and were escorted out and sent to jail. How are ANY of your actions more respectable than Tailor Mades? God is that you?
Sounds like someones upset that he didn’t end up with New York.

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I don’t mean fine as in sexy or fine as in a nice soft fabric but they’re doing fine in the sense that despite many a rumor circulating the net the two are still reported to be dating and living together.

Recent rumors arose after the publication from an ‘anonymous source’ on the Mediatakeout.com website. If the same people were tracking the other ‘anonymous source’-d stories from the same website for the past couple months they would have known these allegations were false. The same website was responsible for breaking the ‘pregnancy’ news that never surfaced as well as reports that Tailor Made dumped New York at the reunion show- also false. With so many false rumors under their belt it seemed obvious that the published reports of their split were fabricated.

In the end it’s all false. She is not pregnant. She may or may not be a man. They are living together. She is doing fine. Fine as in OK.

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Buddha from I Love New York, whose real name is Ezra Masters (which I still don’t think is his real name) is slated to have two new reality shows to air of Vh1.

Masters released this information today via his official MySpace page, Vh1 had this to say:

“We have officially been allowed to release that we are casting for our next reality love show. Buddha is in search for his Queen and we of course feel obligated to help. Buddha will have 2 new shows; The first addressing his search for love titled “Buddha Love” filming this August and the second addressing Urban America and Juveniles titled “King Buddha.” If you are a single mother with a troubled child who is 17 years of age or under and you feel as though you have done everything to try and raise your son but feel as though you are somehow failing him please send us your story. Also if you are an intelligent, successful, curvaceous, and modelesque single woman 25 - 34 years of age and interested in having a serious relationship with Ezra Masters aka Buddha, Please contact us via email for casting consideration.”

So basically you’re going to teach kids how to have confidence in themselves while you’re also pimping out women and whoring yourself around? What a novel idea! I’m puking already.

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