Last night we watched as house guests nominated for the first time this season resulting in the nominations of both Mario and Alexandra. However; due to an unexpected series of events Alexandra has been removed from the Big Brother house and the phone evictions this week have been canceled.

Channel 4 issued the following statement regarding Alexandra’s removal:

“Contestant Alexandra De-Gale has been removed from the Big Brother house for repeatedly breaking the programme’s rules by behaving in an unacceptable and sometimes intimidating manner towards fellow housemates.”

It’s uncertain at this time what exactly Alexandra did that was so horrible she had to be ‘removed’ from the house - but given the many instances of Charley last season it must’ve been bad. Last seasons horrible bitch Charley was allowed to stay in the house, making it almost halfway through the season, with barely any reprimands about her behavior from Big Brother. If there’s one thing the viewing audience has come to expect it’s over-the-top and boisterous personalities in the Big Brother house, so what makes this seasons and/or Alexandra any different? Why cast her, knowing she’s going to act that way, only to expel her for acting that way? It all seems slightly hypocritical. I can’t say whether her removal is justified or not and will have to wait until the episode actually airs before I make my judgments but given fights/arguments/bullying from MANY past seasons of the show it has to be something pretty vicious.

In other news, it appears that Alexandra will be returning home to a beat up car that was vandalized by a group of thugs who were upset and outraged by her behavior on Big Brother. News stories are reporting that one of Alexandra’s luxury vehicles was etched with the words, ’slut’, ‘fake’, and ‘bitch’.

Welcome home Alexandra, the world hates you.

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With Big Brother 9: United Kingdom premiering tomorrow night, everything we’re going to possibly find out about the show before the premiere has come out. The show hasn’t even started yet and I’m already hooked on it more than my crack addiction.

According the Channel4.com website the above picture is the entrance to the diary room which houses the infamous diary room chair (also pictured above). While this is the diary room entrance, it makes me wonder what the button on this door (pictured below) is for and where this door leads… maybe the pantry?

Also, they’ve released pictures of the Big Brother jail, where house mates will be sent when they break the house rules (ie. discussing nominations).

They also published these photos of the luxury bedroom filled with a number of double beds… Why another room? Who’s going to be sleeping here?

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That tiny ‘lil thing in the Big Brother house, Rima. Yeah, the same tiny ‘lil thing that posted naked pictures of her tiny ‘lil self naked on the inter-webs for the entire world to see, yeah her, well she broke her tiny ‘lil leg on Friday during Big Brother’s episode of Friday Night Live.

Every week on the Australian version of Big Brother house mates compete in arena style challenges in front of a live studio audience (which, of course, they can neither see nor hear) for a variety of different prizes. This past Friday night house mates had to stand on a platform as it slowly rose to a completely vertical position. The last house mate to remain on the platform without sliding off would be the winner (of that part) of the challenge. Big Brother had the girls and boys go at different times (they were confused as to where they should put Travis). Initially when I saw that big ‘ole thing and poor ‘lil Rima get on I was worried about how that ‘lil girl was going to fare competing against such strong competitors. Then, finally, when she fell and came crashing down to the goo filled platform below she started yelping right away and grabbing her poor ‘lil leg.

Initially Big Brother tried to sweep Rima’s injury under the rug, the hosts of Friday Night Live not even recognizing her absence until part-way through when they blamed it on a “injured toe”. It wasn’t until last nights episode of Big Brother in which the house mates learned that Rima had to be taken to the hospital where x-rays concluded that she officially has a ‘lil broken leg.

No word yet as to whether or not this ‘lil thing will be re-entering the Big Brother house. ‘Lil Rima has been out of the house for a whole two days now, and has undoubtedly made contact with the outside world. If Rima were to re-enter I feel this would be completely unfair. Sorry Rima, if you can’t roll with the big boys…

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My trusty Buzz[Killed] ally Jordan, along with fellow contributor ‘Stine, pointed out that one of the contestants from The Bad Girls Club, Neveen Ismael, has already appeared on another far trashier (therefore, far more amazing) reality show called Forever Eden.

In 2004 after FOX’s success with Paradise Hotel, the creators decided to experiment with the concept of a reality soap-opera that would run indefinitely and find cast members living in seclusion competing to stay paired up and win gold coins. Once a cast member was eliminated from the show they were to give half their gold coins to a remaining contestant (usually Cassie).

FOX only ran a couple episodes before low-ratings caused them to pull the program, failing to ever air the remaining 30-some-odd episodes.

Then, in 2005 FOX announced they would start the then new FOX Reality Channel which was to air archived episodes of FOX reality shows along with new original programming. One of the shows to finally air in it’s entirety was Forever Eden. And let me tell you… it was one hell of a show. I had never witnessed a trashy Jersey girls fake-tit explode on national television before…

Neveen is most remembered for her never ending battle with fellow cast member Matt and her incessant quest to convince Cassie that Matt was manipulating her for her gold coins (which he was). You know things are sad when you’re rooting for Neveen over anybody else.

I must commend the producers of Forever Eden for their brilliant concept and only wish that what they promised was what we got (and to some extent it was). There’s nothing really to note here other than you know reality television has reached a new low when they recycle washed up non-celebrities in an attempt to pass them off as new people.

Sure, I’m probably 1 out of the 10 people in the world who actually saw every episode of Forever Eden- but that’s my job. It’s also my job to point out when trashy, greasy, women like Neveen sneak their way back onto my tube.

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