This Monday, CBS mobile, launched a new online show “Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach”. Amazingly enough, CBS has also worked with a handful of cellular service providers, to make it downloadable to your cell phone. My life is complete.

Apparently, we were all unaware that Bonaduce was “born with innate ancient life coach primordial ooze pumping through his veins” and uses “a combination of smoking, super powers, and weightlifting,” to apply “his logic and irrational problem solving skills to any and all celebrity dilemmas that he crosses paths with.”

The only ooze pumping through Bonaduce’s veins is reminants of vodka and roids, and maybe some hepatitis.

LIFE COACH SMASH! (Fairplay’s face)

I’m sure this’ll be a fucking gem… is CBS seri?

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