CBS is now casting for the next set of wonderfully estranged and sometimes bigoted house guests to be a part of the next series of Big Brother set to air sometime this summer.

Eligibility Requirements:

• You must be at least 21 years old unless of course you’re skanky enough to convince the producers to allow you to be on the show because you have a strained relationship with your father that would make for interesting television.
• You must be a citizen of the United States, no illegal aliens. Unless of course you’re the Brazilian Big Brother house where years ago the government threatened to storm the house to deport an illegal alien participating in the program.
• You cannot be running for a political office, sorry Barrack you can’t win Big Brother.
• You must be in “excellent physical and mental health”. We clearly know this isn’t true since they allow people like Adam, Evel Dick, and Busto participate in the show.
• You must also be able to tolerate being scrutinized and harassed on a daily basis in place where law and integrity ceases to exsist.

If you answered yes to the above questions, you’d be perfect for the next season of Big Brother!

The following cities will be holding open casting calls with times and dates to be announced soon:

• Los Angeles, CA
• Portland, OR
• New York, NY
• Houston, TX
• Charleston, SC
• Tampa, FL
• Salt Lake City, UT
• Minneapolis, MN
• Chicago, IL
• Louisville, KY
• Memphis, TN
• Des Moines, IA
• New Orleans, LA
• Boston, MA
• Phoenix, AZ

Good luck and see you in the Big Brother house this summer!

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