Superior Court Judge Michael Solner decided that Johnny Fairplay would need to come up with further proof that Fox Reality Channel is somehow responsible for the spontaneous actions of Neanderthal Danny Bonaduce. The trial stems from the incident last October at the Fox Reality Awards.

Fairplay insists that the Fox Reality Channel was aware of what Bonaduce wanted to do to him before he took the stage. You mean Bonaduce told a Fox Reality exec, “Hey- I’m going to go on stage and Jonny Fairplay’s going to jump on me and then I’m going to throw him over my shoulders and onto the stage where he’s going to bust his teeth.”

Yeah right.

If you knew he was going to do it you shouldn’t have jumped on him. You shouldn’t have jumped on someone as vulnerable as Danny Bonaduce to begin with! You play with fire you get burned! Burned! Maybe you should make out with Evel Dick.

The next court date is set for May 12th.

[E! News: Fairplay Must Fix Bonaduce Suit]

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Now, I usually try to stray away from anything that PerezHilton.com finds interesting, but I couldn’t resist posting these DISGUSTING pictures of Bona-douche. Now the small thumbnail down there is a fully nude picture of Danny Bona-douche, but in all honesty ‘it‘ doesn’t get any bigger when you click on the full size version.

This has to be one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.

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Warning: Photo below is uncensored cock. Only open if you’re over 18 or blind, deaf and dumb.

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I mean whore literally, not figuratively. 

The FOX Reality Awards were on last night which means more celebriocrities disgracing themselves for all our wonderful pleasure. Things happened on that stage that will forever taint that venue, I think the spirit of Jonny Fairplay’s tooth will forever haunt the patrons.

A couple things to note.

Firstly, is Pumkin (and her horrible weave) not the most disgusting person in the entire world? She won the award for Biggest Bitch and she couldn’t be happier, err… I mean nastier. She said as she recieved her award, “It’s better to be a bitch than to be spit on.”

Big Brother 8 won 5 awards, sweeping the competition. Big Brother won the awards for: Best Villan (Evel Dick), Best Prayer (Jameka), Best Tears (Amber), and the top honor of the Realitini went to Evel Dick for favorite reality performer as voted on by the FOX Reality Viewers (aka. me and my five friends).

Then there was the Unfairplay v. Bonadouche moment, which according the Adrienne Curry’s MySpace blog was all caused by… herself! She opens her blog by saying the Hugh Hefner gave her the most wonderful comment but she can’t tell us about it because she, “…can’t sleep…” because she, ”…made a TERRIBLE thing happen.”

She writes further: “The last award was being given out by Johnny Fairplay. Obviously, he doesn’t have many friends, the boo’s and garbage were flying. Danny Bonaduce whispers in my ear “Do you think I should go up there and tell him what a douche he is?” Naturally I say YES! Then he tells me “Do you want me to tackle him?” Silly me, I said “DO IT DANNY!!!” I then proceeded to cheer Danny’s name till he got up to walk onstage.”

She then transcribes the events we’ve all seen hundreds of times already, and then in all her white-trash glory takes credit for this horrible event! You sick, twisted, potty mouth, classless, slut. She gloats, “Yep, you heard it here ladies and gentlemen….Danny Bonaduce went up onstage because of ME, slammed Johnny Fairplay, and knocked out his front teeth! Blood was on the floor, as well as teeth.”

Evel Dick wrote a wonderful retort on his MySpace blog about what Curry insists was her moment of glory. He writes about Curry, “Let me start off by saying that I met Adrianne and she was cool as fuck, but wtf with taking credit for the bullshit that happened on stage. It was her fault? Come on….”

“If she wants to talk about this thing, I am more than willing to. Maybe she just is reading way more into a few words she said than what was really going on. Who the fuck knows……..”

In Curry’s world it’s all about herself.

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Jon Dalton has decided to sue Dante Bonaduce in the throwing, slamming, tossing, dry-humping incident at the FOX Reality Awards the other weekend. Fairplay is suing for: battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence and negligent surpervision. He has also demanded the trial be by jury.

Here’s what the lawsuit says about the incident after Bona-douche came on stage, “Mr. Dalton in an effort to minimize the awkwardness of Mr. Bonaduce’s unscripted interruption and unprovoked insults, playfully jumped into Mr. Bonaduce’s arms, an act that in known to be part of Mr. Dalton’s routince and something the two had previously done before.” That sounds pretty hot. I don’t even have to insert any jokes  here since the lawsuit reads as one hilarious joke to begin with.

The lawsuit claims a “multitude of injuries to the face, mouth, teeth, gums, and feet.” And feet?

You can read the whole lawsuit here, from our friends at TMZ.com

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Turns out all charges against Bona-douche have been dropped (no pun intended). The Los Angeles District Attorney cited that there was “insufficient evidence”. I guess they didn’t see the video, look at the pictures or frequent BuzzKilled.com.

They also humorously wrote in their report that Fairplay “wrapped his arms and legs around the suspect and thrust his pelvis into the suspect’s body.” We here at BuzzKilled refer to this as ‘dry-humping’. The D.A. insisted that Bona-douche’s actions fell (no pun intended) within the realms of self-defense. Fairplay insists that he was just hugging Bona-douche with one of his ’signature moves’.

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Video has now been released from the actual FOX Reality Awards, in which it shows the true happenings of the scuffle between Fairplay and Bonaduce. Apparently both were on stage together when Bonaduce told Fairplay that everyone was booing because they hated him. As Bonaduce started to walk away Fairplay called him back, ran, and jumped on Bonaduce spread eagle and started ‘humping’ him (probably quite like he humped skank Tonya Cooley from The Real World). That’s when the gay-fearing, testosterone pumped, Bonaduce tossed Fairplay over his shoulders causing him to land on his face, basically knocking out all his important teeth.

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Danny Bonaduce is up to no good once again. Last night while attending FOX’s Reality Show Awards Bonaduce rushed the stage, grabbed Survivor’s Jonny Fairplay and slammed him on his face bashing his head and knocking out his teeth. Thanks to the good folks over at TMZ.com, we have a video of Fairplay being escorted to an ambulance. Hecklers and onlookers were actually just as happy as I am that the Bona-duce beat that pansy ass into the ground. The people around Fairplay were shouting “Team Bonaduce!” over and over again causing Fairplay to enter an even further angered rage as he attempted to throw his bloodied towel at onlookers.

Danny Bonaduce is claiming that Fairplay ran and jumped onto him and that his only natural response was to body slam him onto his face and knock out his teeth, I guess that seems to be a legitimate response to someone who’s drugged up on steroids. We have the photographs, you decide…

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