I managed to watch every episode of the Bad Girls Club in one sitting the other night, culminating in the departure of Lyric. Who, if I may say, was my least favorite twat in the whole house. To be quite honest, I’m glad she’s gone. This all goes without saying that Tanisha has to be one of the most despicable people I’ve ever laid eyes on.

She talks about respect but is actually one of the most disrespectful ‘things’ in the entire house. She doesn’t want people touching her stuff yet has no problem destroying Jennavecia’s room. She wants the house to be clean yet she beaches herself throughout the house. She doesn’t want people to wake her up yet she’ll run through the house banging pots and pans at six in the morning. She preaches about disrespect yet goes on pansy ass verbal tirades against the other girls. To be quite honest, you need to either shit or get off the pot (and I know you’ve got a lot of shit in you). Smack a ho or shut the fuck up. You’re just like Neveen (who we got to witness in her most pathetic glory on Forever Eden), you can talk a lot of shit but unfortunately can’t back it up with any action. I also noticed a nice B-shot of Naveen’s “bright pink pumps” the same “bright pink pumps” she was toting around on Forever Eden threatening to beat Matt with. That means she’s managed to keep that same pair of “bright pink pumps” for over three years. You one nasty ho Naveen.

All of the drama was too much for Lyric, her Bible, and those creepy crystals she keeps under her pillow, to stand. So she upped and left.

Also, I keep mixing up this:

For this:

I shouldn’t have been so insulting to that toad.

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My trusty Buzz[Killed] ally Jordan, along with fellow contributor ‘Stine, pointed out that one of the contestants from The Bad Girls Club, Neveen Ismael, has already appeared on another far trashier (therefore, far more amazing) reality show called Forever Eden.

In 2004 after FOX’s success with Paradise Hotel, the creators decided to experiment with the concept of a reality soap-opera that would run indefinitely and find cast members living in seclusion competing to stay paired up and win gold coins. Once a cast member was eliminated from the show they were to give half their gold coins to a remaining contestant (usually Cassie).

FOX only ran a couple episodes before low-ratings caused them to pull the program, failing to ever air the remaining 30-some-odd episodes.

Then, in 2005 FOX announced they would start the then new FOX Reality Channel which was to air archived episodes of FOX reality shows along with new original programming. One of the shows to finally air in it’s entirety was Forever Eden. And let me tell you… it was one hell of a show. I had never witnessed a trashy Jersey girls fake-tit explode on national television before…

Neveen is most remembered for her never ending battle with fellow cast member Matt and her incessant quest to convince Cassie that Matt was manipulating her for her gold coins (which he was). You know things are sad when you’re rooting for Neveen over anybody else.

I must commend the producers of Forever Eden for their brilliant concept and only wish that what they promised was what we got (and to some extent it was). There’s nothing really to note here other than you know reality television has reached a new low when they recycle washed up non-celebrities in an attempt to pass them off as new people.

Sure, I’m probably 1 out of the 10 people in the world who actually saw every episode of Forever Eden- but that’s my job. It’s also my job to point out when trashy, greasy, women like Neveen sneak their way back onto my tube.

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So, I have been torn about the beginning of The Bad Girls Club. Well, maybe not so much torn as lazy. Luckily for me, the estrogen-infused network Oxygen ran all of the old episodes along with the new episode tonight, so I am all caught up.

Let’s start with a cast of characters:

Bottom Row From Left: Darlene, Jennavecia (!), Lyric, Cordelia.

Top Row From Left: Neveen, Hanna, and the hottest of them all, Tanisha.

Fun Facts:

Both Darlene and Cordelia are strippers.
The top row hates the bottom row, as of the last episode. According to Tanisha, the top row is the row of “ladies,” while the bottom row are the “whores” of the house.

AS of the third episode, there have already been:

2 physical fights, one including a gallon of milk

1 orgy between Darlene, Cordelia, and Jennavecia with some guy who had star tattoos on his wang

1 instance of Darlene calling Tanisha a “fat bitch,” which was explained by, “Well, she’s fat, and she also happens to be a bitch.”

1 admittance to being in porn by Cordelia, who has also told everyone of her love for anal over dinner

3 nights where at least 3 people in the house have been fucked up… interesting how the house is stocked full of alcohol

In other words, it’s basically the greatest thing ever.

Just think: it’s Flavor of Love minus Flav, with more alcohol and anger issues.

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