I didn’t think pigeons could use fake tanner.

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Well for starters they wouldn’t be able to get married…

…or at least that’s what Tila Tequila is saying.

Tila Tequila is quoted as saying to UsWeekly, “It is because of me — I definitely think [A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila] has helped the movement… Before [A Shot of Love] came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]… Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

I’m pretty sure of the following:

• Anyone watching A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila doesn’t work in any major branch of the US Government, particularly in California and/or even knows of the shows existence. While I don’t have proof of this I’d pretty much bet my dead grandfathers life on it.
• If for some reason the above is true and an influential politician does watch A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila, then I’m sure it would have only furthered the cause to keep gay marriage banned for a long, long time.

I mean come on lets face Tila Tequila does as much for gay rights as my blog does for journalism… which, is pretty much nothing. I also have come to find out that Tila Tequila is writing a “self-help” book… She doesn’t even know what gender she likes and she’s going to be offering YOU advice!? Apparently she’s doing what every person looking for self-discovery and a chance to make a bit more cash does… she’s going to Africa. She’s even gone as far as saying she’d now like to get married in California and that, “…maybe I will fall in love in Africa.”

Plus, just because gay marriage is legal doesn’t mean you can marry animals. So until you can marry a pigeon Tila’s pretty S.O.L.

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Clay Aiken couldn’t keep his sperm in his own trash can and has recently given some of it to his 50 year old best friend forever…

::Confused face::

No, really.

Clay Aiken, perhaps the gayest man on the planet has decided to artificially inseminate Jaymes Foster (yes, a woman) and she is expecting to have his baby sometime in late August.

Now if there was ever a way to prove to the world how straight you really are it would definitely be by using methods like artificial insemination to get a woman pregnant. C’mon Clay, real men do it doggy style.

Aiken is reported to hopefully be playing an active role in raising his new mommy’s baby.

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Big Brother 2008: Australia promised to finally give us a diverse group of house mates and they surely lived up to their expectation by putting this thing in the house… I’m not quite sure what it is, but it seems to be a gnome of some type. Perhaps a Travelocity one.

Rima is only one-meter tall and said during the launch show that she was one of two people in the world with her condition. She described herself as a “shrunken human”, I thought those were called LP’s but I guess not.

Just days after Rima’s entrance into the Big Brother house racy photographs of herself, nude, posted by herself on a website called www.ishotmyself.com hit the internet. I haven’t found uncensored versions and to be honest I’m not quite sure I do.

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On Wednesday we posted the premiere music video of Big Brother 8’s Chanelle Hayes singing her new single ‘I Want It’ and by Friday morning she had a sex tape.

Most people aren’t buying the whole ’sex tape’ thing and are just figuring it’s another lame attempt by Chanelle to scrounge up another couple publicity mentions- after all it appears SHE was the one that released the video.

Couple this with the fact that her new single was JUST released, and the fact that there’s NO ONE else in the video, just Chanelle. I’m not quite sure who accidentally films themselves naked and then accidentally posts it on the internet… unless of course you’re doing it on purpose.

Now, if Ziggy was in the sex tape we’d be having a different reaction right now.

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Chanelle Hayes from Big Brother 8: United Kingdom has decided to launch her attempt into pop-stardom by released a new single and music video. You’ve got to be kidding me, right Chanelle?

Anyone who watched last summers UK Big Brother knows the trials and tribulations that are Chanelle Hayes. Will we every forget her on again, off again, and then on again relationship with house guest Ziggy? Or what about her never ending feuds with total bitch-face Charley? And, of course, how could we ever forget about her monumental temper tantrum over not wanting to play the violin in the Big Brother talent show which would eventually lead to an emotional breakdown and her departure from the Big Brother house. So you don’t want to play the violin on national television (something I’m sure you’re good at) but you’re totally willing to sing live versions of your song ‘I Want It’ in public when you can’t even sing…? I don’t get it… but so is the enigma that is Chanelle Hayes.

Oh, and Posh called. She wants her face back.

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Just in case watching Flavor of Love wasn’t enough for you, in a short while you’ll be able to download your very own Flavor of Love mobile video game!

The goal of the game is basically the same as the goal of the show. No, you don’t go around trying to contract as many STD’s as possible while sharing your future mate with your identical twin sister…

The mobile game makes you compete for Flav’s undying love as you play a series of mini-games including pie fights, water gun battles and sky writing. Yeah… sounds just like season 1.

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Despite the fact that Project Runway just won a Peabody Award, the owners of the show Bob and Harvey Weinstein have decided to swap out Bravo for… Lifetime.

The next installment of Project Runway, set to air in November of this year, won’t be airing on Bravo but will instead be airing on Lifetime. What!? Lifetime is for women, not for gay men! This stunning move was intended to reinvigorate the program as well as the Lifetime cable network, except I’m not so sure anyone will watch Project Runway on Lifetime. Who actually watches Lifetime?

However; it seems that NBC (the parent company of Bravo) won’t let their hit show go without a fight. NBC filed a lawsuit in state court accusing the Weinstein’s of violating their rights to the show by making a deal with Lifetime.

The suit states that NBC was to be given a chance to renegotiate any offer by the Weinstein’s to other channels, but wasn’t given this oppurtunity before they completely sold off the rights. NBC released a statement saying:

“NBC Universal has continuing rights related to ‘Project Runway,’ including a right of first refusal to future cycles of the series, which the Weinstein Company unfortunately has refused to honor.”

Well the Weinstein’s can do whatever they want with Project Runway, but I don’t think I’d be able to bear watching one of my favorite shows on one of my least favorite networks. It’s bad enough I have to admit to watching Project Runway and now I’m going to have to admit to watching Lifetime too? I… think… not!

[NY Times: NBC Goes to Court to Keep ‘Runway’]

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Project Runway somehow came out with a Peabody Award for one of the best entertainment series of the year. The awards haven’t been officially handed out and won’t be until mid-June but the winners were announced by committee prior to the award ceremony. Of ALL the shows on television you give it to Project Runway? Don’t get me wrong, I love me my Proj-Run but… Really? I believe the show hasn’t been the same or lived up to the bar it set the first season of the series. Somehow thinking Christian Siriano could be the front runner for a television show that’s been awarded the prestigious Peabody award just baffles my mind. That would be like my website being awarded the Pulitzer Prize. It just shouldn’t happen.

[Source: ChicagoTribune.com]

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Really Joshuah? I know what a roller coaster is, I don’t need the additional gestures. I felt awkward for Joshuah last night as he made his final plea to stay in the house followed by the world’s most awful departure speech.

They also talked to Joshuah’s mother about her son’s actions in the house and how she felt about his behavior. She insisted it wasn’t the real Josh and that she’d never seen that side of him. What about the other ’smaller’ side of Joshuah we’ve all seen? The talks of anal sex involving cocaine, the self-hatred of ‘queens’, and all the talk of ‘taking it in the ass’ for money.

That’s the REAL Joshuah, you can blame it all on his ’strategy’ but deep down you know otherwise.

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