The crazy nut bags over at the PTC (Parents Television Council) decided that the last photo shoot on America’s Next Top Model was just way too risque for the 8pm ‘Family Hour’ time slot it aired in.

The photo shoot required the models to pose nude in a bed for photographer and ANTM judge himself Nigel Barker. The PTC had this to say in regards to the photo shoot and episode:

“It is irresponsible for The CW Network to air full frontal nudity on the public airwaves at 8PM, and based upon our analysis of the broadcast in question we believe this has crossed the legal threshold for broadcast indecency… this is about a television network intentionally pushing the envelope to establish a new acceptable nudity standard for the broadcast medium. The entire photo shoot scene, which lasted for more than a minute, is wholly gratuitous and undoubtedly intended to titillate… Sadly, it appears that CW believed this was appropriate content for children given that the show aired during the Family Hour. Even more children were exposed to this graphic content because of the time it aired.”

Shouldn’t your ‘holier than thou’ children be in bed, doing their homework, or reading a book and NOT watching America’s Next Top Model? Not to mention where have you been the past ten seasons of the show? The show itself (as well as Tyra Banks forehead) are all just as indecent as this alleged photo shoot that YOU claim was intended to ‘titillate’. Plus, just because it titillated you doesn’t mean it titillated everyone. I’m sure you’re not concerned with your child’s erotic fantasies or slight erection, maybe you are- you pervert! I guess I also fail to understand what’s so indecent about a naked body? We all have them. It’s nothing special. Maybe you should get your perv-off and watch the show as well as their challenging photo shoots as a form of artistic expression. It’s not like the girls were spread eagle with giant dildo’s in their vag’s or something.

PTC you make me ashamed to be an American.

If you don’t like it, get fisted.

[Source: MeidaWeek] [Photosource]

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On Wednesday we reported that Tyra Banks and her plastic Pokemon Trainer, Jay Manuel were feuding and that she was going to be leaving her show America’s Next Top Model to focus on promoting Vaseline and ignorance via her daytime talk show. Her rep is now, two days later, defending Tyra- of course.

Tyra’s rep told UsMagazine.com, they will now be handling all pertinent press releases for the public, that:

“The rumors about Tyra leaving and the fight with Jay are NOT TRUE!”

Wait… I’m confused. Are they NOT TRUE? Or just not true? Either way I thank her rep for the detailed and eloquent ’statement’ regarding this issue. I don’t know why we believed any of it anyways, it’s not like Tyra is ever on the set of ANTM unless she has to be- so a feud is next to impossible.

[AHN: Tyra Banks Not Quitting America’s Next Top Model]

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Not only am I, you, and most likely the rest of the world, tired of America’s Next Top Model and their million cycles- but now so is Ty-Ty. In a recent article in OK! Magazine, some inside secrets of the show were revealed by an anonymous source.

Tyra Banks, who’s credited with hosting the show (even though she only shows up when they tell her to for judging), is apparently having a feud with their photo shoot director and America’s Next Top Model star Jay Manuel. Tyra Banks is also accused of putting her career launching show on the back burner so she can spend more time on her pathetic talk show.

The source told OK! Magazine:

“It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking… Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day… She’s putting lots of pressure on her staff to keep her show on the map… She had Barack Obama on, she had Hillary Clinton on, she got a taste of playing with the big boys and now Top Model seems to detract from her big plans.”

It’s alright to turn your back Tyra, no one’s watching either of your shows anyways.

[MSNBC: No More Top Model For Tyra Banks?]

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The rumors are right, Tyra is an idiot.

Landlord Michael Marvisi is accusing Tyra Banks and her America’s Next Top Skank… did I say skank, I meant model, crew of causing at least $500,000 worth of damage to his posh New York apartment.

According to Marvisi the models broke a $15,000 chandelier, had food fights, stained the apartment with lipstick and finger nail polish, and causing water damage that completely ruined the floor. Not to mention that Marvisi also claims the production crew left a number of holes in the ceiling where they hung their light fixtures.

Mysterious source A said:

“These girls not only destroyed the floors, it appears they had food fights. There’s ketchup and coffee splattered all over the landlord’s $20,000 white drapes. There’s lipstick on the walls. They moved in furniture and made holes all along the walls… The landlord is devastated. Three other shows approached him (to use the apartment) and he turned them all down for ‘Top Model.’ And a tenant was supposed to move in a week ago, but when the place wasn’t ready, they pulled out. Tyra Banks should be ashamed of herself.”

Yeah, Ty-Ty, you should be ashamed.

Not to mention that Marvisi also claims that Banks and her crew neglected to pay the $1,500 electricity bill for the time they used the apartment.

At least we know these model hopeful will live up to their model potential. Was there coke stains and broken mirrors strewn about as well?

[World Entertainment News Network: America’s Next Top Model Producers Face Lawsuit Over Apartment Damages]

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…The CW, a channel who’s ratings haven’t managed to get off the ground, has to renew America’s Next Top Model for two more cycles just because it’s the channel’s most watched show.

And by most watched show they mean 10-20 teenage girls and 3-7 flamboyant gay men (and maybe 1 ginger). Do you wanna be on top?

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ty ty. you suck.

is being homeless and living in a cardboard box really glamorous and fashionable?

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Tyra Banks had Mark L. Wahlberg and his Moment of Truth brigade on her show the other day where she lied, lied, lied…

When asked whether or not she thought every America’s Next Top Model winner deserved to win she answered… “No.”

The lie detector said she was lying.

When asked whether or not she was jealous of her idol Oprah she answered… “No.”

The lie detector said she was lying.

Further proof that just because you have more forehead doesn’t mean you have more brain. Just for future reference don’t use Vaseline on your face and women don’t pee out of their vagina’s.

It’s lies, all lies.

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I thought I smelled something funny when I woke up this morning…

Survivor’s Jonny Fairplay and fiance Michelle Deighton are welcoming a new addition to their life today as Deighton gave birth to Piper Addison at 9:43am this morning. Deighton is doing fine and reports are that there were no complications.

With the birth completed and no apocalyptic catastrophe, we must logically conclude that Deighton and Fairplay did not give birth to the long awaited demon spawn.

…I was just smelling my own breath, not napalm.

Congratulations on the new addition to your family.

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There’s nothing freakier to me than the on-going ‘relationship’ between Survivor’s Jonny “Fairplay” Dalton and America’s Next Top Model rashy woman Michelle Deighton.

It seems like she’s been preggers for years now, but with only a little while left to go she’s already decorated it’s room and decided to call it Piper. I hope it comes complete with devil horns. Deighton writes in her blog about her soon-to-be-baby:

“Lots has been going on my birthday, I’m 22 now! Wow that sounds really young when you consider I’m having a little person but hey s**t happens.”

Shit happens? Come on Michelle you should know by now, that’s a different hole! Unless of course you’re Tila Tequila then it’s the same hole.

On New Years Eve, Fairplay ‘popped’ the big question to Deighton, asking her to marry him, she also writes in her blog:

“And if you haven’t heard yet on New Years right before midnight some cute boy asked me to marry him!!!!! and of course I said yes…”

A cute boy asked to marry her? In that case it couldn’t have been Jonny Fairplay… However; she did provide pictures to prove her point. “Cute boy” would be the LAST two words I’d use to describe Jonny Fairplay.

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Tyra Banks, one of the judges from America’s Next Top Model recently told The Sun that she wants to adopt a baby, here’s her bizarre statement:

“I’ve wanted to adopt since I was nine. I have a connection with children and they don’t have to come from my womb for me to have that connection… Children that are already born are beautiful to me. I can definitely be a mother to them.”

Since you were 9 Tyra?

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