We’ll never forget the train-wreck of a person Amber Siyavus-Tomcavage was on last season’s Big Brother, and now we’re taking a moment to relive the mess she brought into our lives.

During this candid conversation with Danielle (whose mid-story sneeze is a true reflection of the soul that lies within her body) Amber confesses about the time her boyfriend had sex with her when she was on her period and got his “dick covered in blood” and since she was “playing with his balls” gave him “bloody balls”.

Don’t worry it doesn’t end there. According the Amber, whenever her boyfriend calls her “babe” from across their house it means that it’s time for her to run and hold his penis while he pees. According to Amber it’s both “cute” and fun.

Jesus would be proud Amber. Let’s just hope he doesn’t call you babe.

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