Sad But True
When Flavor Flav gets too old to bang chicks anymore they’ve got to find someone else to replace him, right? Well the answer is yes. Looks like the execs over at Vh1 have been mulling this one over for awhile and it appears that they’ve settled with Ray J. Who? Yeah that’s what I asked myself - I feel like that’s the same question people all throughout 2008 were asking themselves about Kim Kardashian… who? Which is how she ended up being the most Googled celebrity of the year. A fate I feel is going to be usurped by Ray J in 2009. Ray J is the other half of the Kim Kardahsian sex-tape legacy and now, 14 new skanks are on the hunt so they can make their own version of an infamous sex-tape. The show “The Love of Ray J” is set to premiere on Vh1 on February 2nd.
Sad But True
When Flavor Flav gets too old to bang chicks anymore they’ve got to find someone else to replace him, right? Well the answer is yes. Looks like the execs over at Vh1 have been mulling this one over for awhile and it appears that they’ve settled with Ray J. Who? Yeah that’s what I asked [...]
Crappy Fan Art
I found this fantastically crappy pencil sketch of that chick that killed herself in front of Paula’s house.
Paula = Senile
I’m beginning to think that Paula Abdul has officially fallen off the sane-train. I’m also thinking the next time Hale-Bopp comes swinging by Earth, we all go out and sacrifice ourselves in front of Paula’s house. That’d really show her… Paula Abdul told members of the Television Critics Association, that she never said those horrible [...]
I Was Right…
…and all you bitches were wrong. Yes, you bitches, you! I think it was my post entitled Cook and Caldwell Scissor - in which I made fun of them and of which generated a number of vicious comments and e-mails and of which NOW you guys are eating your words. Yes, it’s true today it [...]
Crazy People Try To Boycott ‘Grande Fratello’
What happens when you find enough diverse people to put in a house for part entertainment and part learning experience? Well, you get this ridiculous public outcry. Italy’s equivalent to Big Brother is their hit television show ‘Grande Fratello’ and the recent announcement of their diverse list of cast members has sparked outrage among some… [...]
He WAS Cute Until He Bought A Hooker
Celebrity Big Brother contestant, the adorable Ben Adams revealed today that he’s paid a prostitute for sex. Adams said that once while touring in Thailand (you know what that means…) he paid a prostitute to do him. Doesn’t Ben know anything? Like for instance, that he’s famous and there are 50 some odd cameras and [...]
The Return Of The K-Clar
We used to like K-Clar because she was relatable. We used to like K-Clar because she was America’s sweetheart. We used to like K-Clar because she was fat and had an everyday woman’s bu-dunk-a-dunk. But now, with the upcoming hype over the release of her new album, All I Ever Wanted, we love her because [...]
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